Vegas stats:

Strangers that I witness vomiting at the table next to me while trying to enjoy my $3.45 late night breakfast from Barbary Coast-1

Strangers sitting near us at the U2 concert that vomited for a half hour straight-1
Total hours of sleep for the weekend-7

Games played-Roulette, Craps, Wheel of Fortune slots (I got to spin once, won $10)
Money won-$0

Money lost-that’s between me and God and Tracey

Miles walked-at least double digits

Duets done with Bono-2 (Mary J. Blidge and the Killers lead singer)

Buffet dinners-2

Travel time-4.5 hrs there, 5.5hrs back

Horrible free shows seen outside Treasure Island-1 (The Sirens of something, it sucked. It's where the Pirates of the Caribbean used to be, but I guess is no more.)

Wife or friends in jail-0

Elvis impersonator spottings-5

Billy Idol impersonator spottings-1

"I heard the jury is still out on science"