Still working my A off. Here is another funny story from Jim Rome's website:
Actor Don Johnson/Sonny Crockett/Nash Bridges got caught in a money laundering scheme. Crockett has been caught up with German Customs authorities. He was stopped trying to enter the country when he was stopped carrying 5 billion dollars worth of share certificates, checks, credit notes and bonds.
$5 Billion…with a ‘B’.
Do you know how many pastel suits, t-shirts and Ferraris you can buy with that kind of money? All that coke on Miami Vice was fake…right? Can anyone confirm that Crockett didn’t take some of that ‘fake’ coke off the set and try to sell it on the streets?
Crockett says he was trying to close a business deal. What, was he trying to buy Germany?
But it gets worse for Sonny. He is also being sued in California for failure to pay a $1 million loan to a bank. He has $5 billion that he travels with, you mean he can’t break off a meager $1 million? He should have that much in the ashtray of his Ferrari.
Nice resume Nash Bridges. He made pastel suit jackets with the sleeves pushed up fashionable. He is an international money launderer and he’s a deadbeat to boot. It could be worse, he could be Tubbs doing late night Psychic Friends infomercials.
Actor Don Johnson/Sonny Crockett/Nash Bridges got caught in a money laundering scheme. Crockett has been caught up with German Customs authorities. He was stopped trying to enter the country when he was stopped carrying 5 billion dollars worth of share certificates, checks, credit notes and bonds.
$5 Billion…with a ‘B’.
Do you know how many pastel suits, t-shirts and Ferraris you can buy with that kind of money? All that coke on Miami Vice was fake…right? Can anyone confirm that Crockett didn’t take some of that ‘fake’ coke off the set and try to sell it on the streets?
Crockett says he was trying to close a business deal. What, was he trying to buy Germany?
But it gets worse for Sonny. He is also being sued in California for failure to pay a $1 million loan to a bank. He has $5 billion that he travels with, you mean he can’t break off a meager $1 million? He should have that much in the ashtray of his Ferrari.
Nice resume Nash Bridges. He made pastel suit jackets with the sleeves pushed up fashionable. He is an international money launderer and he’s a deadbeat to boot. It could be worse, he could be Tubbs doing late night Psychic Friends infomercials.
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