I feel good today, really good. The sun is out, it feels perfect out. One of those days that is warm, but no humidity and I just feel it, feel it good. I’m lucky to be alive and feeling this way. It’s Friday, end of the work week, time for fun and being with friends. I’ve got that new Strokes song in my head, it’s eating me alive, crazy monster. I knew you would like that scrub comment Mary, just knew it. Jebra, that Darkness video was awesome, thanks for the link. For those of you who didn’t read Justin’s rant on emokid, check it here, it's toward the end. I finally got to the gym last night. Tracey had a bad migraine, so I took care of her most of the night and watched a great bball game (Lakers/Spurs). Right now I’m rockin out to some Narcissus, I’m ashamed it took me so long to get to them, my bad guys. I had starbucks for breakfast, good shizit. I miss my niece. I’m disgusted with politics. And not just political politics, but politics in general. Politics are one of the main reasons I don’t want to get my PHD. What would my PHD be in? Not sure, doesn’t matter at the moment. Work sucks today, boring. Season two of Strangers with Candy is now out, I need both, eventually. It was actually supposed to rain today, and it did get dark for a bit, but now the sun has made a triumphant return, as has my good attitude. I will leave you today with some funny things, enjoy.
“Finally, after being on hold forever, I was connected to a complete and total Social Infant.” Jay, on his trials with TicketMaster (one of several evil empires, which include Clear Channel, the NY Yankees and N. Korea)
Here’s a good joke someone sent me:
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his fanny off.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says:.......................... "Make 'em all ugly again".
And here is a post by Conrad (who was in Ghoti Hook) from Decapolis.com about a cell phone issue he has, it’s funny:
I recently got a new cell phone to get better reception. I had a Sprint phone I was pretty happy with, but was told that Nextel gets better reception. Little did I know at the time that I signed up for Nextel service that Nextel was run by demons.
For the first bill I received I was over charged $280. So I had to call up, stay on hold for forty days and forty nights, and get the problem solved. The next bill I receive I was overbilled $100. I call again, stay on hold for months and finally talk to someone. I have 500 daytime minutes but apparently in demon math 500 means 200. So the customer service demon fixes it and promises that it won’t happen again. Now what do you think happened this month? I get the bill, and lo and behold, over billed by $100. Again, the inflated demon math.
Thinking that other companies bill you correctly without having to call three months in a row, being over billed by close to $500, being on the phone for two hours total, I figured I would get some sort of discount for my troubles.
Apparently not. Nextel believes that along with the bill you should be required to spend your time haggling over it.
Each time I call I am greeted with a recording saying “Customers come first.” Come first for what, the slaughter? Customers come first in gouging? Customers come first for Nextel to abuse?
I kept wondering to myself, how can they expect to exploit me each month? I researched it a little more and found out that in fact Nextel stands for certain words in their mission statement…
NEXTEL = Need to EXploit Totally Everyone aLive
After he tells me that his manager won’t give me any credits, he proceeds to tell me that they will come to my house to kill my children. I then told him I don’t have any children. He then said, they’ll wait till they’re born and then kill them. He also then said that everyone at Nextel loves the X-box controllers and are friends with zombies. Then he goes off on how rap music is so much better than all other genres of music and that all those other genres should be banned. I was about to interrupt but he continued on by saying that everyone at Nextel thinks the Lord of the Rings movie sucks and that everyone one who watched it should be ground up into little pieces and fed to swine. And then those swine should be ground up into little pieces and fed to wombats. He said while they are overbilling customers they watch Freddie Prinze Jr. movies while punching senior citizens in the face.
I give Nextel a 2 out of 10 in customer service. But for those of you at Nextel that’s a 5 out of 10 in your inflated demon math.
“Finally, after being on hold forever, I was connected to a complete and total Social Infant.” Jay, on his trials with TicketMaster (one of several evil empires, which include Clear Channel, the NY Yankees and N. Korea)
Here’s a good joke someone sent me:
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his fanny off.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says:.......................... "Make 'em all ugly again".
And here is a post by Conrad (who was in Ghoti Hook) from Decapolis.com about a cell phone issue he has, it’s funny:
I recently got a new cell phone to get better reception. I had a Sprint phone I was pretty happy with, but was told that Nextel gets better reception. Little did I know at the time that I signed up for Nextel service that Nextel was run by demons.
For the first bill I received I was over charged $280. So I had to call up, stay on hold for forty days and forty nights, and get the problem solved. The next bill I receive I was overbilled $100. I call again, stay on hold for months and finally talk to someone. I have 500 daytime minutes but apparently in demon math 500 means 200. So the customer service demon fixes it and promises that it won’t happen again. Now what do you think happened this month? I get the bill, and lo and behold, over billed by $100. Again, the inflated demon math.
Thinking that other companies bill you correctly without having to call three months in a row, being over billed by close to $500, being on the phone for two hours total, I figured I would get some sort of discount for my troubles.
Apparently not. Nextel believes that along with the bill you should be required to spend your time haggling over it.
Each time I call I am greeted with a recording saying “Customers come first.” Come first for what, the slaughter? Customers come first in gouging? Customers come first for Nextel to abuse?
I kept wondering to myself, how can they expect to exploit me each month? I researched it a little more and found out that in fact Nextel stands for certain words in their mission statement…
NEXTEL = Need to EXploit Totally Everyone aLive
After he tells me that his manager won’t give me any credits, he proceeds to tell me that they will come to my house to kill my children. I then told him I don’t have any children. He then said, they’ll wait till they’re born and then kill them. He also then said that everyone at Nextel loves the X-box controllers and are friends with zombies. Then he goes off on how rap music is so much better than all other genres of music and that all those other genres should be banned. I was about to interrupt but he continued on by saying that everyone at Nextel thinks the Lord of the Rings movie sucks and that everyone one who watched it should be ground up into little pieces and fed to swine. And then those swine should be ground up into little pieces and fed to wombats. He said while they are overbilling customers they watch Freddie Prinze Jr. movies while punching senior citizens in the face.
I give Nextel a 2 out of 10 in customer service. But for those of you at Nextel that’s a 5 out of 10 in your inflated demon math.
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