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Thursday, August 12, 2004

Second to last day here at Wells Fargo. Time has been moving pretty fast and my new job has already told me they are buying me lunch on Monday, my first day, rad to that. Last night I took my father in law out with my friend Eddie. Eddie had suggested trying out this Irish “Pub” near his house and then playing some Xbox afterwards. The pub was kind of a pseudo Irish place, not much atmosphere, but they had this new Irish beer on tap called Smitticks (not sure of sp), which was really good. My father in law and Eddie are both in sales, so they got along pretty well and we had a fun time. We went back to Eddie’s and we just checked out his new surround sound system instead of playing any Xbox because it was late. I’m being cautiously excited about the Indians being only 3 games out of first place, but I’m fully expecting them to break my heart. I’ve been listening to the Killers over and over this morning, which is getting me excited about going to Vegas next month, which I am (the Killers are form Vegas, hence the thinking about going to Vegas).

I will now use the rest of my blog to train everyone on the proper time to wear sunglasses. First off, above all else, sunglasses should never be worn inside, EVER. (Exceptions include rock stars and famous celebs. They are famous, and as per Cory Heart, they can wear them at night) Secondly, do not wear them on top of your head or the back of your neck for extended amounts of time, inside, just don’t do it. Thirdly, obviously sunglasses are to be worn outdoors because the sun is bright, therefore, in the early morning, when the sun is not out yet, take them off. I don’t know why I have such a pet peave about sunglasses, but I do. That was pretty much a waste of space and time, but this one guy at WF wears his inside too much and I want to punch him, with them on.

“I should pray for him, but…” Anon

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